absolutely trippin on chocolate brownies (remembers brownies are a common vessel for edibles) normal brownies (remembers how lame that sounds) that have drugs in them (doesn’t want to lie that i use drugs) the drugs are love (doesn’t want to sound corny) and guns
Literally where would be as a society without the soup store video
ive never met anyone under 25 who hasnt seen it.
It’s literally an impossibly good video. The fucking performance and sheer ANGER and building frustration from both party’s, the absurdity, the slow ramping ridiculousness, the way the diologue flows off itself at a breakneck speed, the phrase “I’m at soup” the pure fucking rage off both parties, the sheer almost unbelievable idiocy from the guy who’s ‘at soup,’ the way it ends so ubruptly without losing any momentum. Its insane. I’ve watched it 150 times in like 2 years its never not funny.
here’s the video since op didn’t link it
Fun fact: this was written, edited, and voice acted by one guy.
Fun fact #2: this whole sketch was apparently based on an overheard conversation where someone was trying to buy chicken at The Gap.
Fun fact #3: there is actually a clothing store called Soup.
The embed video is now dead so here is a link to the video on youtube.
I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor
me when the character has a uniquely fucked mindset. me when the character’s fundamental views of how the world works lead to them being hurt and/or hurting others and not seeing the problem with this. me when the character is a little freak who does weird shit because their beliefs, inspired entirely by their environment, are fuckeddddd
[said with so much adoration in my heart it physically hurts] why would they say that. what do they mean by that. why would they do this❤️ [also said while knowing exactly why they’d do this and, in fact, having done hours of analysis into why they’d do this]
“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.
i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.
